Cool Titles or Names for the Designated Driver

What’s in a name? Everything. As the Double D you need a cool title. It’s a must. A cool title is like a badge of honor. Here are a few suggestions if you can’t think up anything interesting and creative on your own.

Trustee of the Tipsy^TM
Watchdog of the Woozy^TM
Superintendent of the Sloppy^TM
Escort of the Intoxicated^TM
Buddy of the Boozed^TM
Preserver of the Pickled^TM
Lifeline of the Loaded^TM
Rescuer of the Ripped^TM
Bulwark of the Bombed^TM
Manager of the Muddled^TM
Guardian of the Glazed^TM
Pilot of the Polluted^TM
Dean of the Destroyed^TM
Wheelman of the Wiped-Out^TM
Chaperone of the Sloshed^TM
Director of the Drunken^TM
Executor of the Embalmed^TM
Conductor of the Clobbered^TM
Shepherd of the Sauced^TM
Custodian of the Crocked^TM
Patron of the Plastered^TM
Usher of the Over-Served^TM
Coordinator of the Crapulous^TM
Helper of the Hammered^TM
Benefactor of the Blitzed^TM
Bodyguard of the Blacked-Out^TM
Transporter of the Trashed^TM
Safeguard of the Shit-Faced^TM
Attendant of the Unconscious^TM
Keeper of the Keys^TM
Warden of the Wasted^TM

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