What’s in a name? Everything. As the Double D you need a cool title. It’s a must. A cool title is like a badge of honor. Here are a few suggestions if you can’t think up anything interesting and creative on your own.
- Trustee of the TipsyTM
- Watchdog of the WoozyTM
- Superintendent of the SloppyTM
- Escort of the IntoxicatedTM
- Buddy of the BoozedTM
- Preserver of the PickledTM
- Lifeline of the LoadedTM
- Rescuer of the RippedTM
- Bulwark of the BombedTM
- Manager of the MuddledTM
- Guardian of the GlazedTM
- Pilot of the PollutedTM
- Dean of the DestroyedTM
- Wheelman of the Wiped-OutTM
- Chaperone of the SloshedTM
- Director of the DrunkenTM
- Executor of the EmbalmedTM
- Conductor of the ClobberedTM
- Shepherd of the SaucedTM
- Custodian of the CrockedTM
- Patron of the PlasteredTM
- Usher of the Over-ServedTM
- Coordinator of the CrapulousTM
- Helper of the HammeredTM
- Benefactor of the BlitzedTM
- Bodyguard of the Blacked-OutTM
- Transporter of the TrashedTM
- Safeguard of the Shit-FacedTM
- Attendant of the UnconsciousTM
- Keeper of the KeysTM
- Warden of the WastedTM