Just for fun I decided to write a personal injury lawyer-version of the famous Clement C. Moore poem A Visit From St. Nicholas which is more commonly known as T'was the Night Before Christmas.
Imagine if Santa was involved in a mid-air collision that wasn't his fault. Would the insurance companies treat him any more fairly than they treat the average person who is injured? Probably not.
Now imagine that you a personal injury attorney and Santa Claus shows up in your office asking for help.
T’was the week before Christmas and through the law office,
the legal staff was helping clients financially recover for harms and losses.
Settlement demands were created with the greatest of care,
to make insurance companies pay an amount that was fair.
That's just the opening paragraph. There a lot more. I think my little version of this famous holiday standard turned out well. Click to see the entire poem and feel free to comment and let me know what you think.
Click to read: When Santa Needs A Lawyer