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General Lawyer Jokes
How lawyers do it...Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it confidentially.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it until justice prevails.
Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.
Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.
An Observation by Sandra Day O'Connor
"There is no shortage of lawyers in Washington, DC. In fact, there may be more lawyers than people."
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
What's wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.
What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement? Not enough cement.
Two Kinds of Lawyers
There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.
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